I Breathe Dead People (Or... "Who Says There Are No Zombies in Ottawa?")

Yeah... I read this and I nearly spit my coffee:

http://www.treehugger.com/files/2009/09/crematorium-soot-pollution-ottawa-canada-zombies.php/

Apparently, according to the article:
"Residents of Ottawa, Canada, have been complaining that soot from a crematorium on Bank street in the South of the city has been "falling and blowing on nearby homes" and making it impossible at times to open windows or sit outside."

Let's do the math... crematoriums burn bodies... therefore crematoriums create soot (presumably from whatever it is burning, as most burning things produce some kind of smoke or ash)...
This particular crematorium is (or perhaps at this point was) distributing soot over a suburban residential neighbourhood.
Now... follow my logic...
When a cow eats MBM (meat-and-bone meal - typically made from the flesh of other cows) it runs the risk of developing Bovine Spongiform Encephalopathy... or 'Mad Cow Disease'... a human equivalent is known as 'Creutzfeldt-Jakob Disease' and both are formed by a type of infectious protein called a prion, which is a misfolded protein which is replicated and converts other bodily proteins into their poorly-folded CJD counterparts. Both diseases basically produce innumerable lesions in the brain, turning it to a sponge with lots of holes in it.
Humans in this suburb in Ottawa are potentially inhaling the ashen remains of other humans...
... is anyone else thinking 'lobotomized zombies' (and not just about our Members of Parliament)?



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